Plot Summary:Calino receives a contract to build a home after his own fashion. His ideas are notedly eccentric, so consequently the building. To begin with it is ominously unstable, which makes moving in particularly difficult. It is only accomplished after many a tumble of both family, moving men and furniture. Then, too, the carpenter failed to nail down the floor boards. The plumber did his work in perverted fashion. The gas fitter allowed ample room for an explosion and even the gentlest of zephyrs proved too overwhelmingly strenuous for the rocking edifice.